February 2012
Me: I'll be laughing so hard I'll forget to pull out. Well I say forget...
Amy: you really want kids don't you?
Me: no. I want abortions.
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Nomnomnom. The smell of brownies in the oven.
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Anonymous asked: tell the story of when you got your first vibrator
You guys are shit for sending asks GET PERSONAL →
Reblog if you're a sex god from the high heavens.
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Finding out that your ex’s current girlfriend hates him more than you did before you broke up with him and also he wasn’t just a dick to you, he’s just a dick in general.
kisarastrife replied to your post: I’m in a really giddy mood. Ask me stuff!
How about what would you like for your birthday? :P
I don’t know! :P
I have something if you and Claire are going halves!
I’m in a really giddy mood. Ask me stuff!
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I’m making a present for Kev (coz we’re doing Valentine’s on Wednesday) and I’m really happy with it and I really want to post a picture but I can’t coz it’s a surprise.
A few games of CoD to cure my hangover… it’ll work, right?
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hellbent-on-destruction replied to your post: I think you’re utterly amazing and fabulous and beautiful.
Hi ^^”
:3
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Anonymous asked: I think you're utterly amazing and fabulous and beautiful.
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One of the lads in work was talking about those “sexy” pink handcuffs that you can get in the €2 shop and I said you could just use the girl’s tights…
Now they think I’m the kinkiest thing going.
thedreammakersgonnamakeyoumad replied to your post: lettresdeparis replied to your photo: I’m…
i once had a sex dream about one of my (male) best friends and i told another friend about it AND SHE TOLD HIM. it was the worst moment ever.
Haha. That happened me but I told him while I was drunk and sharing a tent with him at a festival. That totally didn’t make things awkward… :/